Products of Boredom (PoB). chapter 1: Aragorn marches in

I write these stupid stories out of sheer boredom. you may read them as you like but beware its pure nonsense........ ................ BEWARE!!


The gates of mordor opened and Aragorn and his bunch of whining concubines charged into sauron's castle. the enemy they faced was gruesome, an emo troll. it was fearsome looking with corpse paint on its body, fake black tears and a single razor blade in its hand. Aragorn and his concubines were in panic. How would they be able to defeat such an opponent? All of a sudden, out of nowhere, giant eagles approached and gandalf, riding the eagle like a female hobbit on a beer bottle, cast a spell which tranformed the troll. It was now dressed in a pink tutu with tons of makeup and had a barbie doll in its hand. Aragorn was relieved and severed the barbie doll's head with his mighty sword and the troll in grief slit its wrists with the fallen razor blade and died like a true emo. Yes, this fight had been won. Aragorn and his bunch of concubines marched forward into the depths of mordor with a headless barbie doll in his pocket..........


the rest will ensue........